
Psssst! Come to the Speakeasy!
Slap on your best duds, grab your favorite frail or fella, and hotfoot it to Jazz Night School's Speakeasy!
[Translation: Jazz Night School is having a Speakeasy FUNdraiser and you're invited! And yes it really was a Speakeasy!]
Join us for whoopee times, top-grade hooch, tasty eats, cool cats blowing hot licks, and an assortment of nifty shenanigans like games, raffles, and auctions—maybe even a raid!
[Translation: Fun, friends, drinks, food, live jazz, games, raffles, and auctions—and, yes, maybe even a raid!]
When: Saturday, June 5th from 7:00 pm to midnight
Where: 3916 South Morgan Street, Seattle, WA 98118
Admission: $25 per person. Adults only. Crashers welcome!
RSVP: (206) 722 6061 or erik@jazznightschool.com for the secret password!
[Translation: This is the time, location and admission price. And we're serious about needing the password! OK, mostly serious...]
You'd have to be off your nut to miss a humdinger like this. If you let this one blow, you'll feel like a real palooka, see?
[Translation: It's going to be a really great party. You'll be kicking yourself if you miss it.]
Best of all, the dough you shell out is for a good cause.
[Translation: Proceeds from the Speakeasy FUNdraiser support the Jazz Night School tuition assistance fund. Help us make sure that everyone who wants to learn has the chance!]
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